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2007-01-07 10:17:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Cats

OMG....does anyone watch the simpsons?

2007-01-07 10:23:22 · update #1

23 answers

maybe because it eats cat food?

2007-01-07 10:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by logan 5 · 3 1

This is a common problem for cat owners everywhere.

I'm afraid it's an illness that affects a large number of cats worldwide. Although Cat food is of course against the law in many Countries controlled by dictatorships like...Cuba...USA...and Wales. I'm sure you could smuggle some in and no-one would be the wiser. Just don't get caught french kissing your cat and pretending to smell its breath!

Alternative remedies:

Have you tried cutting the cats head off?
Selling the cat to a local Chinese takeaway?
Feeding it dog food excessively and renaming it FIDO?
Drawing eyes ears and a mouth on the cats backside?

Good luck sir!

2007-01-07 18:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by Stevie G 2 · 0 0

because your cat eats cat food so if u dont like that smell try getting a kind of food that has breath freasherns

2007-01-07 18:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by hey. 2 · 0 1

I'm not a veterinarian but I play one on yahoo answers. My best guess would be your cats breath smells like cat food because it eats cat food.

2007-01-07 18:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well dogs have bad breath too.Just don't put your mouth next to the cats mouth the cat can't help it. I once had baked onions with supper and I was napping on the sofa and my cat touched my nose with her nose I said "Hi! Gracie!" She backed away and shook her head as if to say "OH! Stinky breath!" I couldn't help but laugh but Gracie never put her head to close to my mouth ever again and I watched her back off with that look on her little face it was funny.

2007-01-07 18:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 0 1

the same way your breath smells of what you eat. if you don't like the smell, change the brand of cat food you give it

2007-01-07 18:19:16 · answer #6 · answered by Angelic Julie 5 · 0 1

It smells like that because your cat eats cat food right?? Obvious. use you common sense.

2007-01-07 18:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by Birdiebuddy_11 3 · 0 1

because your cat ate the cat food maybe

2007-01-07 18:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by notre1842dame 4 · 0 1

r u a gay, mental simpson watcher?
Maybe have you ever thought that your cat is a CAT and eats CAT food!!! *cough* idiot *hack*

2007-01-07 18:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

...probably because that's what he eats?? but you can find cat toothpaste and cat tooth brushes in some pet stores to help with the odor.

2007-01-07 18:20:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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