I need help. I dont want to fail my drug test!?

Question

I made the stupid mistake of smoking weed while knowing i have a urine test coming up. I dont need sarcastic answers. Everyone keeps telling me to drink lots of water .. but is there anything else that will clean out my system within about a week or two? help and please dont call me an idiot cuz i already know that much. thanks!

Answer 1

Things not to do:
1. Don't panic.
2. Don't listen to the idiots on here you tell you to "just say no" and "pot is evil" and BS like that.
It's weed, folks. Booze and cigarettes do far more damage to your body, and people don't ask questions like this to get a moral lecture from some redneck who will drink themselves silly and smoke a pack a day, but want to put you in jail for smoking a joint.
3. Don't believe all of the stoners on here who heard of some friend of a friend who drank a gallon of vinegar or ate 159 cranberry juice pills or spent $75 to buy tea off the internet. These guys at least have good intentions, but most of that stuff is also BS and just doesn't work.

Things to do:
Listen to experts on the matter who have actually researched the problem and can give good advice. Check out NORML, and this paper that outlines some good ideas and advice:

http://www.norml.org/pdf_files/norml_dru...

What they say, in a nutshell:
1. Don't give a test sample with your first pee in the morning. Drug metabolites build up overnight, and you want them as diluted as possible.
2. Drink as many fluids as possible for 2-3 hours before the test. Water is best. The water will dilute your pee and might drive the concentration of drug metabolites down below the testing threshold.
3. Take B vitamins in that time period. The B vitamins will cause your pee to still look yellow instead of looking clear. Clear urine can make a tester suspicious that you're trying to dilute your pee, which, of course, you are.
4. You can usually buy a "practice" test for about $15 from the corner drug store. Then you can be sure.

Also, the website www.passyourtest.com has a lot of good research in regard to how long different drugs are detectable in your system, what the different types of drug tests are and how effective they are, etc. They also have a bunch of products they will try to sell you to clean you out, but I don't put much stock in those, and they're pretty expensive. But the website is worth a look just for the info.

Best of luck.

Answer 2

OK, it depends. If it is a probation type thing, they want zero in you. If it is a job type they will allow a very tiny amount. When I was on probation, I got a UA every month. I still wanted to get high though (only weed though :P). So I'd smoke 2 weeks and dry out for 2 weeks. I'd excersize to keep my motabolism up, and yes, drink alot of water. Here was the REAL trick for me though. Before I'd go in, I'd DRINK MAJOR amounts of water that day. I mean drink until you want to puke. Wait until your urine looks no different than water. If you didn't smoke a huge amount or chronically you'll be just fine, promise. When I'd cheat occupational tests, you can obviously use the prior way. But if you have too much THC... lol, this is going to sound gross... but how bad do you want to pass? LOL. OK, I'd go to the liq' and get a 1/2 pint bottle of anything and drink it (can't just pour it out:P). Here's where it gets bad, find a clean friend, and have them... you get the idea. Then take electric tape and it to the inside of you thigh and wear baggier pants... but nothing TOO saggy. They'll take your coat or sweater if you have one, but do not watch or frisk you. Pour out the contents. You need to keep it on your inner thight to keep it warm though, they measure temperature. When you pour out the contents, DO NOT break the tape too much, because you need to sneak the bottle out too. NEVER use that "pee clean" crap. That just scrambles the tests and the testers have seen it a million times. You can be disqualified for that. We'll I hope I get best answer, because I have done this a million times for both jobs and when I was on probation. Oh, two more things, RINSE your bottle after you get the booze out for like 5 minutes, shake it well to. A little residue in there will make you look like a drunk. And if you want to go to the vinegar route, it won't hurt. I drank pickle juice because I like dill. I wouldn't suggest it though unless you are very close to a toilet, I almost sh1t my pants, LOL! Good luck.

Answer 3

it depends a lot of how strong the weed was, how much you haved smoked before, how much your body has absorbed - if you smoke a lot your lungs are not going to be as efficient as a non-smoker.

2 weeks should be pretty damn close for you being in the clear, but you could not say for certain. Is it possible to delay the test for a few days - the more time the better my friend.

Answer 4

There are other factors here. How much weed you smoked will have a lot to do with the results of the test. I started to say stop getting high but you know that already. You need to drink vinegar and water until the day of the test. Do not drink a lot of plain vinegar it will make you sick.

Answer 5

Antioxidants. They clear your body out of all the toxins, including the THC. Water's a good one, but you already know about that. You've got 2 weeks, which is good. The half-life of THC can be up to 10 days, so just keep up with the water, and you should be fine. Just make sure you watch when you're smoking next time.

Answer 6

Go to GVC & ask for something that will clean your system. They'll know what you mean. This guy I know swears by it.

Good luck, sweetie! Hope everything comes out okay. : )

Answer 7

Grapefruit juice gets rid of toxins in the body.

Answer 8

THEY SAY IT TAKES 1 MONTH TO GET TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. I AM NOT SURE IF WATER WOULD HELP,BUT IT WOULD NOT HURT. ALSO CAN U GET A SMALL CONTINTER OR BAGY AND PUT SOME ONES CLEAN URINE IN IT, JUST AS LONG AS NO ONE WATCHING. GOOD LUCK

Answer 9

no, but 2 week just might be ok it depends on your system and if you smoke alot.

Answer 10

my cousin used to use vinegar (white no apple cider). don't know what water vinegar ratio he used though.