A van driver is driving along when he sees a woman dressed in a PVC suit, hitch-hiking. He stops to give her a life and after a couple of miles she asks if he wants sex. They're going at it in the back, and she starts shouting, "Spank me, spank me!" So he spanks her and she gets more and more excited. Then she starts shouting, "Whip me, whip me!"
"I haven't got a whip," he protests.
"Well there must be something you can use - why not pull the radio aerial off and use that?"
So he pulls the aerial off the van and whips her with that. Afterwards she's really sore, so she goes to the doctor and shows him the marks on her bottom from the whipping.
"Did you get these marks having sex?" asks the doc.
"Yes, I did," she says.
"I though so...this is the worst case of van-aerial disease I've ever seen." :)
2007-01-07 10:11:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha that's funny.... nice play on words.
She also probably had a temporary case of stiffulous.
2007-01-07 10:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its a cracker! gonna tell me mates that 1 at work 2moro. cheers 4 the laff
2007-01-07 10:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly.
2007-01-07 10:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Used To Love You 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very silly. 8/10.
2007-01-07 10:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i read all of your jokes and sorry but none were funny to me . they were not the worst i have heard but not the best sorry but being honest
2007-01-07 10:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by laci 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
one of your best fingers 10/10 keep them coming
2007-01-07 21:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's bad, but it's funny. LOL
2007-01-07 10:17:02 · answer #7 · answered by Phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-01-07 10:57:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-07 11:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That`s clever!
2007-01-07 10:19:38
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