Mine is When Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
2007-01-07 09:53:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha lol good one my favorite is
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
2007-01-07 10:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ~ that's funny
What kind of furniture does Chuck Norris have in his living room?
Bow-flex and an elliptical ball.
2007-01-07 10:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
ps chuck is a f a g ^_^
2007-01-07 10:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by AliKat 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
got to this site and you will see alot of good ones.
2007-01-07 09:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by lovell041206couple 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol... funny!!!
2007-01-07 10:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by RockSKid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋