This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. "Hey, what's that?"
"A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist."
"Can I try?" The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
"Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!"
"Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist
2007-01-07 09:45:13 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol. Good joke!
Just a quick one to make u chuckle:
Why did the pastie cross the road?
Coz it was meat n potato!
2007-01-07 09:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Shaun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke reminds me of the joke that goes, a man works into a bar with a 12 inch man sitting on his shoulders. The bartenders comes over and asks if he wants a drink. The man orders a beer for him and a shot for his little friend. The bartender serves the drinks, the 12 inch jumps off his shoulder picks up the shot glass and throws it at the bartender. The man goes to explain how he was walking along the beach, found a bottle, rub it and a jeannie came out, thanking him for his freedom and giving him one wish. So he ask for a 12 inch prick.
2007-01-07 09:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by cubaamerican1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-01-07 09:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by in pain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounded like 12 inch penis
2007-01-07 09:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love It
2007-01-07 13:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by Time@ Time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! Good one!
2007-01-07 09:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats 1 messed up magic lamp
2007-01-07 09:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by AliKat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same wish as me .
Well . .. 8 inches will do !
2007-01-07 10:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by april 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but this joke was told on the ark although it was funny then.
2007-01-07 09:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by Loo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
seem to have read this one early this morning some where and enjoyed it brown eyes
2007-01-07 22:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋