If we really did evolve from the Loch Ness Monster, then why is Barry Manilow still around and why hasn't he turned into a giant, baby-eating caterpillar? Huh? Yeah, I guess you can't answer that one, huh?
(note: the sarcastically-challenged need to step away from their keyboards and ignore this one)
2007-01-07 09:34:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think you need to check the latest news casts regarding Barry Manilow.
2007-01-07 09:38:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh come on, don't you know about the Manilow-Streisand-Midler paradox? It states, and I quote...
"The Barry shall in the Midler of the year of Striesand transform itself and feast. And the Bette will be red 5 and no fence will be made of barbra to keep the caterpillar out."
2007-01-07 17:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because my turds evolved into giant baby-eating caterpillars.
2007-01-07 17:39:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did! You didn't hear about that? He just wears the "Manilow" suit to fool people.
2007-01-07 17:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww, shucks...you caught me there. I guess evolution is wrong...maybe I should ask the church how we got here.
PS I'm heart-broken...I was really hoping that Nessie was my mama.
2007-01-07 17:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by ms dont panic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. When I read this question, all of my arguments for evolution and against religion were totally demolished!
:-P
2007-01-07 17:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The scales have fallen - you've got me! Praise Jeebus! We are but dirt!
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2007-01-07 17:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He has been known to haunt elevator shafts from time to time.
2007-01-07 17:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by beedaduck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm at a loss for words. Will you be my saviour?
2007-01-07 17:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice joke. and hey what about bigfoot? did God make him to? and the yeti?
2007-01-07 17:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋