The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket - went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
2007-01-07 09:21:41 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks cowboy that was funny! LOL
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2007-01-07 10:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another brilliant one.
There are some people like that in West Bromwich (not the ones that support The Baggies)
2007-01-07 17:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Babe that was good but I prefer the other one. I suppose we are being politic correct now coz all thess originally abot paddy and murphy. but what the heck you change it round. by the way if answers gives me another violation for mentioning paddy and murphy I will go ape coz I irish lolol.
2007-01-07 17:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Cute! 10/10!
2007-01-07 17:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny and good job and you really took your time on this unlike other people saying dumb stuff GOOD JOB!=]
2007-01-07 17:28:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one!
2007-01-07 17:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by vickicraig86@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-01-07 17:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats a good one
2007-01-07 17:32:16 · answer #8 · answered by kimberley123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY
2007-01-07 18:31:23 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was so good! Thanks for the laugh!
I think I work with his sister - ms. clueless!
2007-01-07 17:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! you always have good ones!
2007-01-07 17:45:28 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋