A fish in a stream sees a fly above the water and thinks when that fly drops 6 inches I will jump out of the water and eat the fly.
A bear sees the fish and thinks when the fly drops 6 inches the fish will jump and I will catch the fish.
A hunter across the stream thinks when the fish jumps to get the fly the bear will catch the fish and I will shoot the bear.
A mouse sees a piece of cheese the hunter has and thinks when the fish jumps the bear will catch it, the hunter will shoot and drop the cheese and I will get the cheese.
A cat sees the mouse and thinks when the fish jumps the bear will catch it, the hunter will shoot and drop the cheese, the mouse will go after the cheese and I will get the mouse.
So, the fly dropped 6 inches, the fish jumped to eat the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot and dropped the cheese, the mouse ran after the cheese, the cat jumped at the mouse, the mouse ducked and the cat fell in the stream.
Whats the moral of the story?
2007-01-07 08:52:11 · 13 answers · asked by nine_iron76 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whome is pretty close
2007-01-07 09:05:45 · update #1
wierd dude got it
2007-01-07 09:07:15 · update #2
When a fly drops 6 inches a pu**y gets wet.
2007-01-07 09:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by weirddude28@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you give, from the heart; it is always returned to you. I used to be so proud, when I cleaned out my garage. I would show my husband and say, "See how clean it is?" After a while he would just look at me and shake his head and say to me, "Yeah, and it will all be back tomorrow!" My garage was always packed so full of stuff. When somebody needed something, call Carole, she's got it! And sure enough, more times than not, I had just what was needed. And It felt so good to give! I am retired now, but I will always give! :D
2016-05-23 04:28:22 · answer #2 · answered by Deborah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fly dropping six inches can cause a feline to get wet. (or words to that effect)
2007-01-07 09:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dropped fly can lead to a wet pu**y?!
2007-01-07 09:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL!!!when a fly drops 6 inches a p*ssy gets wet. nicely done! :)
2007-01-07 09:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go mice!!!
Never assume things. Even the most ingenious plans have their flaws.
2007-01-07 09:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter how long the story
Tom is always outsmarted by Jerry
... lol
2007-01-07 09:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
life is unpredictable and even the most elaborate plans can fail.
2007-01-07 08:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by adriantheace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
things don't always go the way they plan it to be.
2007-01-07 09:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by somebody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flies are the root of all evil.
2007-01-07 08:55:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋