Against his better judgment, the big game hunter is talked into taking both his wife AND her mother along on one of his expeditions.
It does not go well. The mother-in-law is, if anything, harder to get along with in the wilds than she was in the city. And to make matters worse, she won't even abide by the simple camp rules designed to keep the safari safe.
One night after dinner, the hunter's wife realizes her mother is missing. Panicked, she rushes to her husband and begs him to institute a search.
He sighs, and together they set out. But before they've gone far, they hear throaty growling. Soon they come upon a small clearing in which the mother-in-law stands, backed up against thick, seemingly impenetrable jungle brush, and facing a huge male lion.
The wife whispers urgently, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing whatever," responds her husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, now let him get himself out of it."
2007-01-07 08:50:01 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
God I wish someone would take mine into the jungle. I wouldn't care what had her! Soz, by the way your joke is good (so good I can now go to bed and dream of my mother-in-law being eaten alive).(actually she is an outlaw)
2007-01-07 09:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
891
2007-01-07 09:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Masta K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.....
I think that he, being a big game hunter, would have some respect for the lion, and try to scare it away... .. to save its life..
2007-01-07 09:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really cute story, but what exactly is the question? I'd be "lion" if I said I knew!!
2007-01-07 08:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-01-07 09:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That was funny dude!
2007-01-07 09:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by RockSKid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-07 09:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one!
LOL that is so funny...
2007-01-07 10:43:04 · answer #8 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-01-07 09:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by jelliebabe7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-01-07 09:04:11 · answer #10 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋