A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend to spella Mississippi."
2007-01-07 08:47:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY, very good!!! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-07 08:59:00
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Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! Good one!
2007-01-07 09:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Ive heard that. Zots pretty fonny.
2007-01-07 08:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by lysette.oxo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Love it!
2007-01-07 08:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That was funny dude!
2007-01-07 09:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by RockSKid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one BOONZ lmfao finally some good jokes!!!!
2007-01-07 09:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-07 08:54:12 · answer #7 · answered by KevZilla 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute I never thought about it that way
2007-01-07 09:57:31 · answer #8 · answered by in pain 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny to me.
2007-01-07 08:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-01-07 08:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by molly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋