A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, “Don’t do that. Come running with me. It’s much more fun!” The deer takes off with the rabbit.
They come across an elephant doing coke. “Come running with us, elephant,” says the rabbit. “You’ll feel so good!” The elephant decides to join in the fun.
The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion knocks it unconscious.
The deer screams, “Lion, what are you doing? He’s trying to help us!” The lion answers, “The f*cker makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!”
2007-01-07 08:34:37 · 23 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Loved it!
2007-01-07 08:36:42 · answer #1 · answered by Danru 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10.
2007-01-07 10:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things must have really gone down hill in the Jungle Ghetto.
2007-01-07 08:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one word tink brill 20/20
2007-01-07 22:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't see that that ending was coming but it was funny
Q: y r all the animals doing drugs?
2007-01-07 08:39:27 · answer #5 · answered by Chicksta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2007-01-07 08:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ....... hillarious!!
very funny, indeed. good punch-line! i giv u 11/10 for your joke
:)
really very funny!!
2007-01-07 08:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny. nice joke.
2007-01-10 08:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by annonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny!
2007-01-07 08:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao
2007-01-10 21:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋