when my son was about 2, we went out to eat at this diner near our house with a friend of mine (who used to work there). My son was trying to tell the waitress what he wanted to eat, but she was talking to my friend, so my son pointed his toy gun at her and made shooting sounds. I said to him "Baby, mommy already told you that you can't shoot people, because it hurts their feelings!" and he stood up on his booster seat (with everyone looking), put his hands on his hips and said, just as loud as could be, "Her's not a people, mommy, her's a NAZI!!" I laughed so hard, as did she, but I was embarassed that my son called someone a nazi. I later figured out that he was trying to say "monster", but was having trouble pronouncing it.
2007-01-07 08:36:22
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answered by Franky 4
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I was at a department store with my daughter who was 3 at the time. We were walking in the woman's clothes and seen this lady. My daughter said she has a small body. the lady looked at my daughter and smiled then my daughter said "Yikes, but she has an old face" I was horrified all I could do was look at the lady and say sorry. The lady looked at me and gave my a look that I should be dead from. After that I talked to my daughter about not saying something if it's not nice.
2007-01-07 08:52:41
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answered by diana h 3
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i have some about my friends toddler, i dont have any kids. but when her son was 2 he was very into power rangers so hed always be saying blue power, green power stuff like that. so one day they we waiting on line in a store and there was a group of black people behind them and tony goes to them and says white power!! (meaning power rangers) which must have really sucked for his mom but was still funny. another time was when he was shopping with his mom and saw what he thought was tooth paste and he goes here mommy you said you needed this, it turned out to be some kind of vagina cream for infections, i found that so funny there was a bunch of other people there
2007-01-07 08:37:01
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answered by Anonymous
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My daughter has trouble with the sm sound. We were in the grocery store when she started yealling and pointing at the jelly........"Mommy can we buy some F-ers jelly" She meant Smuckers!
2007-01-07 10:16:41
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answered by mom2my4girls 2
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My daughter thought it would be fun to tell her babysitter that when she is bad, I lock her in the trunk of the car!! I about died when her sitter told me the story.
2007-01-07 10:07:23
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answered by pierronmom 2
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We was in CVS over Christmas, and my 2 year old daughter heard something and asked me if I farted...I was like no....AND GET ME OUTTA HERE!
2007-01-07 09:17:57
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answered by buckeyefever7 4
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