Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied,"Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said,
"Come out and fight like a man!".
2007-01-07 08:08:15 · 12 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!! I thought you would make something dirty about it.
2007-01-07 08:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. a rock, a lifeless fish and stick. 2. a rusty nail, leperousy, a lifeless milkweed 3. a turtle shell, a birds beak and an oxens hoof 4. wine, potoatoes and a walking stick 5. a blanket loaded with fleas, a wood thimble, and a humid noodle 6. Guidos dipsey doodle, a smoked sausage and a choked rooster 7. greater or much less cowbell 8. The Cat (why might you convey and infant a cat??!!) 9. A fat@ss giraffe, a conspiracy carrot and an atheist 10. a cigar, a diseased whore and a vast Beaver. the rest i will get you?
2016-10-30 06:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodfucken joke LMAO
2007-01-07 08:28:46 · answer #3 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-07 08:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-07 08:12:11 · answer #5 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY
2007-01-07 11:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
2007-01-07 10:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
♥ ♥ yeah they are wise alright ♥ ♥
2007-01-07 08:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that great
2007-01-07 08:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!
2007-01-07 09:27:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋