EVER WONDER Why??
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man Who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
2007-01-07 07:46:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
V clever! Good!
2007-01-07 07:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by Nini 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Or what the 1st person to see those jiggly down things on a cow and say "Hey, I think I will squeeze these things and drink the first thing to come out!"
Or the 1st person to follow a chicken around and say" I think I will eat the first thing that pops out of this things butt!"
They are called apartments because anyone unfortunate enough to have to live in one wants to rip all the other tenants apart!
When you get the answer to all the others please let us know.
2007-01-08 13:00:11 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? - Because it would be too heavy to fly, other than that you're on your own I'm afraid! lol
2007-01-07 15:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by ukcufs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my personal favourites from the list are
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
but they are all gooooooooodddd
2007-01-11 05:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um, well i know why the sun lightens our hair & darkens our skin, and i put my mascara on with my mouth closed, but yeah the rest are very good questions! lol some of the questions of life that make us ponder...
2007-01-07 16:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haven’t you seen the recent Psychic Wins Lottery news headlines? http://www.psychic-junkie.com/psychic-wins-lottery.html
2007-01-07 19:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Never thought about it before. I think you have too much time on your hands. Go outside every once in a while.
2007-01-07 16:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like things like that. Although I can do my eyes without opening my mouth.
2007-01-07 15:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Lady N 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These are the things that i wonder about all the time too! I know some people think its stupid to think about these things but i think its actually very interesting. This so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-07 16:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by somebody 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i never wondered why until you made me think about it.
all of those are true.
their sort of like oxy morons.
those are some good observations.
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2007-01-07 16:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋