MEN NEVER LISTEN !!!!
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. "He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW, Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure .
2007-01-07 07:30:41 · 22 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving. When the powder puff completed, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. The nurse replied, "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
Men Never Listen
2007-01-07 07:31:08 · update #1
Never ever listen...lol
2007-01-07 07:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now that's another good joke and a good belly laugh, makes you want to cross your legs when you are reading it though!
2016-05-23 04:06:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a shame and least he has no penis now and he can go to the ladies and indulge in the luxuries of those buttons.....
2007-01-07 07:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by Puma 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Alol
2007-01-07 07:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You made me laugh out loud, which is rare for me. I usually have a quiet chuckle.
2007-01-07 09:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep quite funny, but I got in an email more than a year ago,good of you sharing it
2007-01-07 08:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by alex winefly 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've not heard it before very good
2007-01-07 09:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before but it never gets old.
2007-01-07 07:36:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok? i like the part with the warm water on his buttocks. haha!
2007-01-07 07:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2007-01-07 13:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by Time@ Time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋