Have you seen my stapler?

Question

"Have you seen my stapler?"
"That's the last straw, I'm going to burn down the building."
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."

Answer 1

Office Space was a great movie.

Answer 2

Sounds like you've got a pretty good start on a novel or you're mentally ill. Either way good luck and hope you find your stapler. I'm looking for my pencil cup. If you find it with your stapler could you send it back to me. Thanks.

Answer 3

Uhhhhhhhhhhh . . . O. K. . . . . . . .

From what you wrote. . . you shouldn't have a stapler in your hand right now anyway. Go and make some hand print copies on the copier and contemplate that for awhile.

Answer 4

Is it red? I think I just saw it on your the desk in your supervisor's office! Uh oh!

Answer 5

God has your stapler.

Answer 6

Try a little less next time, ok? ;)

Answer 7

♥ ♥ its in the supply closet ♥ ♥

Answer 8

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