I want you.
I shall seek you and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my wicked way with you.
I will make you ache, sweat and shake till you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved.
When i'm finished with you, you will be weak for days.
All my love THE FLU xx
2007-01-07 06:49:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Give me a common cold any day
Ha!
2007-01-07 07:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep its a wicked lady the flu girl or am i thinking about flo good one brown eyes
2007-01-07 06:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke's been on here before - but seeing as you can get flu more than once, I'll say it again "Good joke".
2007-01-07 06:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will also need a box of tissues to clean up the mess!!
2007-01-07 06:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't mention the copious fluid exchanges.
2007-01-07 19:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite good
2007-01-07 07:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
Brown Eyed Girl.!!!
2007-01-07 06:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i like your joke it was really funny my yahoo mes is sweetalexis_hottie and alexis_murphy_bowers
2007-01-07 07:14:23 · answer #8 · answered by alexis m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-01-08 23:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate the flu .
2007-01-07 06:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by lauren a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋