A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-01-07 06:10:24 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HOLY CRAP THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!
2007-01-07 06:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-01-07 06:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ron 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Works better with Irish people
2007-01-07 06:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE BROWN EYES BUT IT WAS AN IRISH MAN STILL GOT A BLOODY BIG GRIN ON MY FACE 9/10
2007-01-07 06:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-01-07 06:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like, it keep sharing your jokes and put a smile on all our faces, on this miserable night.
2007-01-07 09:25:26 · answer #6 · answered by alex winefly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah a hah ahahah a
2007-01-07 07:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Oldie, but Goodie!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-08 23:31:27 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2007-01-07 13:14:52 · answer #9 · answered by Time@ Time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and still laughing 10/10
2007-01-07 06:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by joanne g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT job keek up the good work
2007-01-07 06:15:08 · answer #11 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋