i was in the pub with my wife and this stranger came up and said ''i will give you £50,000 if you let me have sex with your wife''
so i kicked his guide dog up the jacksy and hit him over the head with his white stick.
2007-01-07 05:43:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If he was blind how did he know you were there?
2007-01-07 05:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
not bad heard better but worth 6/10
2007-01-08 03:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guide dog and white stick, eh? Well then, no wonder he was willing to proposition your wife.
2007-01-07 05:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by Underground Man 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You should have at least charged him for using his fingers for finding out that your wife was with you. Do they teach all these things too in Braille... all raised and dimpled items.
2007-01-07 05:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You wasted 5 point to post that stupid thing?
2007-01-07 05:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This makes no sense.
2007-01-07 05:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Just Another Broken Heart♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you get arrested?
2007-01-07 05:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♥BlackBarbie™♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg i just lol 10/10
2007-01-07 05:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you mean you turned down that amount of money, you bloody fool!
2007-01-07 05:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by button moon 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
brilliant my kind off humour
2007-01-07 05:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by mr smidgey 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋