A blond fellow who is very shy with the ladies keeps hearing his buddy's adventures in the bedroom. He is enthralled with tales of activities that he can only immagine. Finally the poor fellow decides that it is time to find out for himself what this is about, and goes with a girl into a room.The girl asks him what he would like to do today? He answers that he has heard all about this 69, and really wants to try that. She says right on, and procedes to show him how.They are going at it nicely, and he is enjoying himself quite a bit, when she suddenly farts in his face. This is unpleasant, he thinks, but gets back into his efforts. Soon he is enjoying himself immensely, when again she farts, this time right up his nose! He jumps up and grabs his clothes, dresses, and runs outside. What's wrong? asks his buddy, waiting for him outside.The blond guy looks at him in awe and says, I don't know how you do it all the time, I just can't take sixty-seven more of those!!!
2007-01-07 05:39:08 · 16 answers · asked by warp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guess you gotta be a little warped for this one.
2007-01-07 06:14:34 · update #1
Good joke.I heard it before and we laughed so hard it hurt my side!
2007-01-07 06:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this blond driving down a country road with a big long corn field running down the side. She's cruising along, top down, radio blaring and looks out into this field and sees another blond, sitting in a row boat. Right in the middle of the field, this other blond is just sitting in this row boat and working the oars. The Blond in the car sees this, gets all pissed off and screeches to a halt on the road side. She jumps out and starts screaming at the top of her lungs to this blond in the boat. "Hey bytch! It's blonde's like you that give us all a bad name! You're damn lucky I can't swim or I'd come out there and kick your ***!!"
2007-01-07 13:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh poor fellow... should have read Kama Sutra.
But fa*ting is tooo much.
What I did'nt get is, how does he gets it on his face?? Just imagine... he has such a long neck or what!!
2007-01-07 13:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one but i think it was a polish joke....still funny
2007-01-07 14:17:50 · answer #4 · answered by sandy n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-01-07 13:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by bartman40467 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did not find that funny at all.
2007-01-07 14:12:32 · answer #6 · answered by Afterburner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny. Good laugh !!!!
2007-01-07 13:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-07 13:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pooh.... Sometimes it is very hard to be a man....
LOL --------- Aaron.
2007-01-07 13:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bleh, gross and I've heard it before
2007-01-07 14:03:01 · answer #10 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋