A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free".
He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife. She said "And just where do you think you're going?"
"I'm going too!!" he replied.
"Why?" She asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year
2007-01-07 05:20:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clever, made me laugh.
2007-01-07 05:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she is not the best when it comes to hanki panki then 10/10 brown eyes
2007-01-07 13:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Around the 10th time I have read it here
2007-01-07 15:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy... he has to do 'self service' for the remaining days/ nights.
2007-01-07 13:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good..lol
2007-01-07 15:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-01-07 21:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by Time@ Time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea pretty good! smart woman lol jk
2007-01-07 13:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one but it is still funny to me.
2007-01-07 13:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic! LOL.
2007-01-09 09:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-07 13:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by shell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋