the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,” instructed the lawyer.
“But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!”
“Bring them along!” replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said: “You come with us, too.”
“But I have a wife and six children,” the second man answered.
“Bring them as well” replied the lawyer.
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied: “Glad to do it. You’ll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall.”
2007-01-07 05:12:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! wasn't expecting that!
Super joke
2007-01-07 05:16:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Didn't expect that either. Loved it. So I ask
What do you call 10 lawyers at the bottom of the river???
A good start.
2007-01-07 13:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was meant to be a joke but is actually a harsh reality...
What better can you expect from lawyers.
2007-01-07 13:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ah a aha haah haah ahah ahahah snort snort h ahahah h ha haa
2007-01-07 13:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was expecting a different ending.
2007-01-07 13:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by Janet H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and added, " You should all know by now, the grass on the other side always grows greener!".
2007-01-07 13:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEARD IT A WHILE BACK BUT STILL MADE ME LAUGH AND THE GRASS WOULD HAVE GROWN SINCE I HEARD IT LAST
2007-01-07 13:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
didn't expect that ending.10/10
2007-01-07 14:03:53 · answer #8 · answered by joanne g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Not very funny.
2007-01-07 13:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by sinned 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow nice! typical lawyer...
very funny!!!!
2007-01-07 13:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋