An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."
2007-01-07 05:01:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one....
Here's another in the same category.
There was this drunk guy, trying to walk on a street, late at night. Suddenly he hits a lighting pole. A person sees him and wants to help.
"Hey, are you ok? You hit that pole pretty badly."
"Yeah, yeah.... Listen, how many marks are on my forehead?"
The person, confused, answers: "Well, there are three marks"
"Ok, that means I have four more poles to get home"
2007-01-07 05:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by Khali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, yes actually thats sorts funny
2007-01-07 13:04:20 · answer #2 · answered by breaners 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! good one 10/10
2007-01-07 13:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is funny
2007-01-07 13:06:02 · answer #4 · answered by Valerie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Don't guess I've ever heard this one. Thanks.
2007-01-07 13:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is cool. Love it... thanks
2007-01-07 13:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-07 13:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by limallama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-07 13:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋