In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight.
One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day. Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a scottish accent came from within the dense fog.
"Any one scotsman can beat any 10 englishmen".
With this, the english general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned. An hour later, the same voice was heard.
"Any one scotsman can beat any 50 englishman".
With this the english general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing, a terrible fight ensured and again NO ONE returned. An hour later the same voice.
"Any one scotsman can beat any 100 englishman".
Same same, down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned. An hour later.
2007-01-07 04:53:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Any one scotsman can beat any 1,000 englishman".
By this time, the english general had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone englishman crawling up the hill. He was battered to a pulp. As he reached his general he said, "Don't send any more troops down, its a trap, THERES TWO OF THE BAS--RDS".
2007-01-07 04:53:50 · update #1
good one girl 10/10
2007-01-07 14:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
and the was two kids 10/10
2007-01-07 04:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-08 00:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Rabbie Burns has the copyright of this story!
2007-01-07 05:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it loads of times - still makes me laugh every time!
2007-01-07 05:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good One! LOL.
Thanks for all the laughs, and have a great day!
2007-01-08 22:07:02 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fu*k sake I heard that one when the Pope was still an alter boy
Youre heart was in the right place though
2007-01-07 05:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by TartanTerror 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
it defies common sense - 2 bas-tards against a 1000 English - did they carry nuclear weapons in Braveheart times?
Sorry not funny: 2/10
2007-01-07 05:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by quilm 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
heard it posted here before but still funny
2007-01-07 04:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-01-07 05:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋