Wee Hughie adored and loved his girlfriend, Lorraine, to whom he was engaged to be married. Wedding plans were well underway and he was looking forward to spending the rest of his lfe with Lorraine.
However, a beutiful young lady, called Clearly, came to work in his glen and they found that they got on together very well and as time went by, Wee Hughie realised that he was in love with Clearly and that the Love was reciprocated.
Being a gentleman he decided that as he had promised to marry Lorraine he would do so and steadily removed himself from his other relationship.
One day, he and Lorraine were walking along the banks of the River Tay. As they walked, Lorraine slipped and fell into the river and was swept away and drowned.
He stood on the bank for a few minutes feeling very sad before walking away singing happily.
And this is what he sang.
"I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone"
2007-01-07 04:35:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Scots man through and through 10/10
2007-01-07 05:31:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone" that bit was funny the rest was :0
2007-01-07 05:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Brilliant! 10/10
2007-01-07 04:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 10/10. Wondered why silly names such as "Clearly" was used,but still didn't see it coming.
2007-01-07 08:25:24 · answer #4 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2007-01-07 04:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Jonas Lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
again brilliant 10/10
2007-01-07 14:37:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good 1
2007-01-07 06:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by Naa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was a lot of reading for little reward. Moderately amusing, not quite your usual standard...
2007-01-07 04:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by R Stoofaloh 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah good one, in our parts the other womans name is keely,not clearly
2007-01-07 04:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
You have a fan here, keep them coming!
2007-01-07 04:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by warp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋