A funeral service is being held in a Church for an Irish woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same Church and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!"
2007-01-07 04:21:46 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! that's a cracker to be sure to be sure!
2007-01-07 04:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-08 02:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll like this one::
A woman goes into a Starbucks and is sipping . She notices the strangest funeral going by she's ever seen: there are two long shiny black hearses followed by a woman with a huge pit bull at the end of a leash followed by 20 or 25 woman, all talking, chatting. Laughing!
They slowly walk by the coffee woman who says to the woman with the dog, "Oh, excuse me. Who died"?
She says, "My husband was killed by my dog."
"Well, who's in the second hearse?"
"His mother tried to protect him!"
"Uh . . . can I borrow your dog?"
"Sure, just get to the end of the line!"
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2007-01-07 12:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
definate 10
2007-01-07 12:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflmao 10/10
2007-01-07 22:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! My husband would probably say the same thing! Great joke 10/10!
2007-01-07 13:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, that is funny!!!! 10/10 ur jokes r good, so plz keep posting
2007-01-07 12:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it alot it makes me think of when i went to my grandads funeral and fell in the hole first,10/10
2007-01-07 14:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by joanne g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple but funny.Thanks again xx
2007-01-07 16:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 - I like this one but it needn't have been an Irishwoman - could have been any other nationality lol
2007-01-07 13:11:57 · answer #10 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If this would have happened for the second time, he would have shifted the wall from that place... it would have been a cheaper option!!
2007-01-07 12:38:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋