There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door.Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor.
The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
"Great!" replied Bozo. "How much do I have to pay?" he asks.
"One thousand dollars for the food."
"But I haven't touched the food."
"It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
"But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!"
"It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
"But I slept on the floor!"
"It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
"You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey."
"But sir, I didn't screw your donkey."
"It was there. You should have!"
2007-01-07 04:20:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a way to make a quick profit lol 10/10
2007-01-07 14:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a witty answer bozo gave 10/10
2007-01-07 04:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, heard a slightly different version the other day
2007-01-07 04:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to try this one next time i book myself into a hotel :D
2007-01-09 02:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny old man still has his bearings intact - serves right to the greedy hotel manager.
2007-01-07 05:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
you just made my day!!!
haha great joke!
2007-01-07 04:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by X.MetalHead.X 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-07 04:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by Kayli (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again, funny
2007-01-07 04:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-07 06:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
twas ok, made me smile
2007-01-07 04:25:18 · answer #10 · answered by matured 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋