One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"
2007-01-07 02:23:43 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so funny! I burst out laughing! Girl, I love ur jokes! Keep posting!!!!!!! 10/10
2007-01-07 02:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yea thats funny 8/10
2007-01-07 04:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by weirddude28@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done little johnny thats a slap in the face for the teacher 10/10
2007-01-07 04:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, its funny but did it really happen? The teacher should have given Johnny his opportunity to speak earlier, but then that would've spoilt the story. LOL
2007-01-07 02:27:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny...lol
2007-01-07 02:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go johnny go good one lol 10 again
2007-01-07 14:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 lol
That is one of the funniest jokes i've heard on yahoo answers.
2007-01-07 02:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by fred 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
disgusting but yes funny
2007-01-07 04:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by Kayli (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! a clever joke, I do like clever jokes!
2007-01-07 02:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny
2007-01-07 02:45:29 · answer #10 · answered by █b█r█e█n█:) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋