I just bought a new car and when I insured it, the broker informed me I wasn't covered for acts of God. Imagine my anger when I looked out of my bedroom window in the early hours and saw the Lord scratching it up the side with a key.
2007-01-07 01:40:39 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Absolute genius.
You're a breath of fresh air Talulah
2007-01-07 02:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by jackie 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I am sure you can enlist a prayer group from the believers here! Ask them to pray for an effective petroleum based wax and color product that covers up scratches!!
praise the lord.
2007-01-07 01:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by Crozzlow 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Billy Connolly did a good film about this very thing and set about suing God when the insurance company wouldn't pay up. Not too irreverent and funny.
2007-01-07 04:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could have stopped him you know! Coz if that is the car in question in your pic, it would have taken him a lot longer than normal to get from one end to the other!
P.S. Whilst we on the subject of God and Evolution/Nature.
Evolution is not a theory in the sense that god's existence is a theory. Evolution is a fact, god is nonsense.
2007-01-07 01:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Antman 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tell the insurance company God didn't do it, the kids on the block did!
2007-01-07 02:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by Al 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you should sue him like in the film and to the person who sed that its not PC to say act of god who cares most of the PC rubbish is just plain ridiculous
2007-01-07 02:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by matthew b 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is not PC to say "acts of god" anymore. You now must say acts of nature.
2007-01-07 01:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Ben R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He really sucks - he bought down a plague of rust on my new car
2007-01-07 01:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by chillipope 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if youve got fully comp you should be covered for criminal damage
2007-01-07 01:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you very much for the laugh!!!!
Can't stop giggling!!!
2007-01-07 03:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Stef 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋