there is this kid at my school and he's really fat but he annoys me so im hoping that if i insult him he will stop
2007-01-07 01:36:14 · 8 answers · asked by Doloris C 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.
Officer: OK, we'll be right over, lady.
Five minutes later at her apartment.
Officer: Which way, lady?
Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.
Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.
Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.
2007-01-07 01:37:37 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you torture someone who is already being tortured? Typically people who are fat are trying to bury their pains on the inside. Maybe he already assumes you are going to make fun like everyone else. Don't be a sheep. Be different.
2007-01-07 10:19:58 · answer #2 · answered by peacegypsy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok i got a poem
Hey fat dude stop bothering me
Why wont you go hump an old tree
Go bother someone else u lil fat biitch!
Why wont you go fall in a fat ditch!
2007-01-07 10:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, a better idea would be to ignore him...making fun of ppl's figure or size really hurts their self confidence...
2007-01-07 10:22:40 · answer #4 · answered by me myself 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't lower yourself to a lower level by making fun of people it is not worth it and it is very rude. Just remember kindest kills!!!!!
2007-01-07 10:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don`t worry, Sir, - it`s not that hot!
2007-01-07 09:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you think "your" and "you're" are interchangeable maybe you'd be better off in school actually paying attention.
2007-01-07 11:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just find your momma jokes and say you're instead
example:
momma: Your momma so fat she tripped over wall mart, stumbles over k mart and lands on target!
You: You're so fat you tripped over wall mart, stumbled over k mart and landed on target!
2007-01-07 15:29:23 · answer #8 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋