Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!
If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!
"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"
2007-01-07 01:26:16 · 17 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know that one didly de that was me and my brother s h i t myself that day 10/10
2007-01-07 05:10:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That was hilarious 10/10 thnx for the laugh
2007-01-07 02:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by The Boss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 points
2007-01-07 01:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee - that is very good!! I have twin nephews and when they were younger we called them the Kray Twins because they were sooo bad!
2007-01-07 01:29:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehe!!!! Nice one! now thats a joke my friend. Thumbs up!
2007-01-07 01:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one
2007-01-07 01:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by emilyy :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehe!!!! thats too cute, too funny and tooooo clever!!! 16/10! :)))
2007-01-07 02:43:27 · answer #7 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good joke!
2007-01-07 01:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by Big Boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad. got n e more. im bored and could do with a laf
2007-01-07 01:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by nightowl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. did you make it up?
2007-01-07 01:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by puppy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋