A blond and a red head where in a convertable with the top down, the car when off a cliff and into a body of water that was very deep the red head undid her seatbelt and swam up in about 20seconds in took the blond almost 1min and half when she asked her why it took her so long she said "I coundn't get the door open" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2007-01-07 01:09:15 · 18 answers · asked by kjorahe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha, you're so funny, now what's a good dumb-brunette joke-got any?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha : )
2007-01-07 01:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is more funny
Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.
They bought five tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of Gourmet Spaghetti sauce.
Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long Gourmet Spaghetti.
And Harry won the sixth prize - a Toilet Brush.
When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
"Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti."
"So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?"
"Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."
2007-01-07 09:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was funny 10/10 stars.......... i got one for ya actually a few.....
1.how do ya kill a dumb blonde?
put a scratch n sniff at the bottom of the pool
2.what do u call three blondes standing in a row
an air tunnel
3.what do ya call a blonde with half a brain
gifted
4. you can also kill a dumb blonde by putting spikes on her neck and ask her a math question...lol those are funny... have a good day
2007-01-07 09:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by Imperfection At Its Finest. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-07 09:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its the mood of a person that makes a joke funny or not. However this one is good
2007-01-07 09:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by Shemit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah....
also thanksfor sharing!!
here's a joke theres 20 copycats and 1 fell down
how many are standing?
Answer: none because the other 19 copycats copied that cat who fell down!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2007-01-07 09:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by smiley9815 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the blonde can breath properly under water?
becus it sounds like it
2007-01-07 09:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo!!!! Thumbs DOWN!
2007-01-07 09:24:25 · answer #8 · answered by Lister 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
what a frightfully jolly jest old bean
2007-01-07 09:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would assume you're not blond...
2007-01-07 09:12:44 · answer #10 · answered by Khali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋