what joked would you tell...?

Question

to a gothic person?


to a comidian?


to win a yo mama challenge?


about an egg?


or to some who never say jokes that make sense

Answer 1

to a gothic- there's a guy who's going to rob this house. He goes in the house and hears something say "Jesus is watching you". He looks around to see what it is and saw a parrot, walked up to it and asked it why it said that. The parrot says again, Jesus is watching you. The guy says, your lying, just leave me alone. So, he goes back to robbing the house. Then he says again, Jesus is watching you. He turns around to look at the bird again and the bird says, this is my buddy Jesus, a big vicious dog.
Yo mama joke- Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to Superbowl.
Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins then a chinese phonebook.
That's all I can think of.

Answer 2

A union leader was addressing the workers at a union meeting…
"I am pleased to announce that we have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four days a week."
"Hooray!" the crowd yelled.
"We will finish work at 4 PM, not 5 PM."
"Hooray!" the crowd yelled again.
We will start work at 10 AM, not 9 AM."
"Hooray!"
"We have a 110% pay increase."
"Hooray!"
"We will only work on Tuesdays."
Suddenly, the crowd fell silent, until a voice from the back asked, "Every Tuesday?"

Answer 3

Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.

Officer: OK, we'll be right over, lady.

Five minutes later at her apartment.

Officer: Which way, lady?

Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.

Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.

Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.

Answer 4

I just have two yo mama for you i recently heard on t.v
:Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love and it broke,
:Yo mama`s breath stinks so bad, you are not black, she just
breaths on you alot.