why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
why did the rooster cross the road?
and
what do you get when a baker maries an indian
thx
2007-01-07 01:00:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ill tell the answers in the end if noone gets them
2007-01-07 01:09:20 · update #1
COME ON ! NOONE HAS GOTTEN ANY YET!
2007-01-07 03:10:03 · update #2
1. He was died
2. To get to the other side
3. Don't know
2007-01-07 09:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by Huh! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The monkey fell of the Tree because he was poking his but and then smelled his finger and past out.
The rooster crossed the road because his owner wanted to make him in to caldo (chiken soup).
You get Indian bread.
2007-01-07 09:43:20 · answer #2 · answered by Big Boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to answer them backwards:
3: Indian Bread
2: To get to the bakers wedding
1: He need both hands to throw feces at the rooster. . .
2007-01-07 10:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. A dump ape 2. To get to the other side 3. A danish. lol Am I getting warmer?
2007-01-07 10:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Someone waved to the monkey and he let go.
2. Not sure, wanted to see his hen across the road
3. I dont know
2007-01-07 09:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by criddlekellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. it slipped on the banana it was eating.
2. the chicken was busy.
3. a bandian.
haha i don't know.
2007-01-07 16:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard them before but i can't just remember the answer. Goodluck to you anywayz.
2007-01-07 09:11:43 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. he was trying to get a banana?
2.He wanted to get to the barn?
3.Corn?
yeah i guessed so i probally didnt get any right!
2007-01-07 09:25:20 · answer #8 · answered by emilyy :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All 3 were drunk
2007-01-07 09:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All 3 were drunk
2007-01-07 09:11:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋