You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
2007-01-07 01:00:35
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answered by Natashya K 3
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The moronic answer that you just left me was the worst pick-up line I've ever received.
You need to up your game. You can start by purchasing Strunk & White, "Elements of Style", so that you can learn how to write in complete sentences.
2007-01-07 01:21:07
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answered by rex_razor69 2
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Since I am a guy, I have never really gotten a pick up line from a woman that was bad. However, I did get one from a guy when I was in San Fran... gross .... I can't imagine a woman or man going for this one.
"Do you take it in the *ss"
2007-01-07 01:01:31
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answered by Hide the room... 1
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"No I don't do that but if you write this number down I'll let you teach me how" yet i was not even talking to the person who butted into the conversation and made that comment. I felt voilated because she was very unattractive and rude but was so seriuos when she spoke!
2007-01-07 01:00:44
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answered by Jay Rich 1
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Remember when we were kids we stood in line for everything? Now here we are STILL standing in line for everything....sooooo you're married huh?
I thought it was pathetic.
2007-01-07 00:57:40
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answered by Anonymous
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A guy in my neighbor-hood bringing mail to me, "Stating he thought it was delivered to the wrong address! and believed it was mine" I looked at the envelope it had a guys name on it, also wrong house number "I am female, as if he was blind? and he wasn't". Also I lived alone.
2007-01-07 01:07:30
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answered by Bren 3
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All of them, my favourite is, grab your coat son, you've pulled, always goes down well at the darby and joan club.
2007-01-07 00:56:36
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answered by mizzsquitz 3
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One time a girl said to me: I hate you and hope you die.
We never went out :(
2007-01-07 00:56:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Did it hurt when you fell, cause you must be an angel? (I liked the guy though , so I thought it was funny.)
2007-01-07 00:56:50
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answered by Stacey 1
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"baby do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?"
2007-01-07 00:58:00
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answered by JennLee 3
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