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2007-01-07 00:53:52 · 12 answers · asked by HoneyZ2 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

12 answers

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

2007-01-07 01:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by Natashya K 3 · 2 1

The moronic answer that you just left me was the worst pick-up line I've ever received.

You need to up your game. You can start by purchasing Strunk & White, "Elements of Style", so that you can learn how to write in complete sentences.

2007-01-07 01:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by rex_razor69 2 · 0 0

Since I am a guy, I have never really gotten a pick up line from a woman that was bad. However, I did get one from a guy when I was in San Fran... gross .... I can't imagine a woman or man going for this one.

"Do you take it in the *ss"

2007-01-07 01:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by Hide the room... 1 · 0 1

"No I don't do that but if you write this number down I'll let you teach me how" yet i was not even talking to the person who butted into the conversation and made that comment. I felt voilated because she was very unattractive and rude but was so seriuos when she spoke!

2007-01-07 01:00:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jay Rich 1 · 0 0

Remember when we were kids we stood in line for everything? Now here we are STILL standing in line for everything....sooooo you're married huh?


I thought it was pathetic.

2007-01-07 00:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A guy in my neighbor-hood bringing mail to me, "Stating he thought it was delivered to the wrong address! and believed it was mine" I looked at the envelope it had a guys name on it, also wrong house number "I am female, as if he was blind? and he wasn't". Also I lived alone.

2007-01-07 01:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by Bren 3 · 0 0

All of them, my favourite is, grab your coat son, you've pulled, always goes down well at the darby and joan club.

2007-01-07 00:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by mizzsquitz 3 · 2 0

One time a girl said to me: I hate you and hope you die.

We never went out :(

2007-01-07 00:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did it hurt when you fell, cause you must be an angel? (I liked the guy though , so I thought it was funny.)

2007-01-07 00:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by Stacey 1 · 1 0

"baby do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?"

2007-01-07 00:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by JennLee 3 · 1 0

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