After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
2007-01-07 00:41:15 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i would have been like him cant stand Guinness the joke was good 10/10
2007-01-07 05:15:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would have been better with the guinness chap saying to the bartender "have you any bottled urine and then he is asked why he isnt drinking guiness and he replies If you guys are drinking pi.s then so shall I
2007-01-07 01:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by ste53 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The time was immediately after the Gemanies unification 1989 December.
Then I was working as a barman in west Berlin Music Cafe known as White Wedding.
1 West Mark = 13.50 East marks and a beer costs about 2.5 West Marks (33.75 East marks).
2 X drunkards from East came and ordered for their beer.
(67.50 East marks)
For a secure reason I asked them whether they have enough money............ and they replied " Not to worry Boss we got about 50 Pense each''
I laughed at their ignorance and gave them beer freely.
2007-01-07 01:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by Konfuzius 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2007-01-07 00:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do not mind guinness but i really prefer a good lager or a nice wine like lets say one that comes to mind (rioja) like the the joke 10/10
2007-01-07 15:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was grrreat !!!
But tell me dear, how much did the Guinness President pay you for sending it to yahoo answers??
Cheers!!
2007-01-07 04:36:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's ah jolly spiffing jape
Heavens above! How smashing!
2007-01-07 01:17:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever joke
2007-01-07 00:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by Frank R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boring.
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2007-01-07 17:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, and it's not that funny. I like a Guiness too. This joke doesn't work just because the punch line is that all other beers beside Guiness aren't beers. It doesn't work because it's not funny. No tragedy. No javelin's stuck thru the head.
Jokes work because they work, there is nothing funny there.
2007-01-07 01:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋