where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-01-07 00:01:12 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahhaaha.
that's a good one too.
i love your jokes.
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2007-01-07 08:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fellow that was talking to his buddy and said, "I don t know what to get for my wife`s birthday. She has everything, and besides she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I am stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don`t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way that she wants it. She will probably be thrilled."
So the fellow followed teh sugggested idea.
The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," replied that fellow."
"And did she like it?", his buddy asked.
"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out of the door yelling, "I shall be back in an hour!!!"
2007-01-07 00:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy never had any intercourse with women asking his African friend to help him. The friend says It would be so easyin their country and took him to Ghana. And they visited all the brothels there and returning to homeland.
In the flight the guy asked his friend " Why all the women were saying " icha piya "...... " icha piya" repeatedly ?
He replied " That means you are inserting at the wrong point !!!"
2007-01-07 01:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by Konfuzius 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! That husband is in serious trouble! Great one!
2007-01-07 01:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..very funny
2007-01-07 02:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prison Break.LOL
2007-01-07 00:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo SUper cool.
2007-01-07 00:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by akshayrangasai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gimme a hi 5!
2007-01-07 00:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by tulip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AND the moral of this is to practice what you preach????????
Yes, I know it is just a joke.
BUT.......
Romans 1:22-32
2007-01-07 00:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice Joke
2007-01-07 00:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by janplay1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cracked up with laughter lol hahaha
2007-01-07 00:10:01 · answer #11 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋