A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bedside. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"
Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"
"Denephew," his brother replied.
2007-01-06 23:57:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a good one! thanks
2007-01-07 04:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by lilmisscantbewrong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 23:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Great joke! 10/10!
2007-01-07 01:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great good clean joke!!!!! 10/10
2007-01-07 02:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it Da nise and Da nephew
2007-01-07 00:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by kjorahe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCKLE CHUCKLE CHUCKLE
GOOD ONE!
I LOVE A GOOD " CLEAN " JOKE
THANKS
Christian in PA
2007-01-07 00:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes we like dat-one LOL!!!
2007-01-07 00:14:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one....i like it very much!!! I will save it for future use..
2007-01-07 00:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! I have identical twin boys, so this joke was even more special for me. Thanks!
2007-01-07 00:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by The One 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic oldie, but goodie! LOL.
Have a great day, and thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-08 22:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was a good one.
2007-01-07 01:27:36 · answer #11 · answered by puppy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋