Man, that hurts.
2007-01-06 23:57:08 · 15 answers · asked by nope n 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
oh definately,,,,i cook more than just bacon in the nude,,,,,,,lol
2007-01-07 00:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by wayneholli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for asking this, it brought back a favorite memory that I had forgotten long ago. I actually just called my sister to talk about this, and we ended up having a 1 hour 'walk' down memory lane, filled with much laughter and a few tears.
Here's our story.
Our grandma was the typical grandma that everyone had back in the 50's. Her world consisted of taking care of grandpa, keeping the house neat and tidy, cooking meals, and 'Lawrence Welk' on Saturday night. Pretty much in that order.
Back then, there was no packaged, pre-cooked, pop-in-the-oven, heat-up in the microwave, foods or meals. Everything came from the grocer or butcher. They even had a milk man who delivered milk and butter to the door, on Monday and Thursday. The Thursday delivery was always special becuase they had to plan for 4 days before the next delivery, and a lot of the baking and cooking for the big meals were over the week-ends.
I'm sure there were very few things my grandma did in the nude, and frying bacon was never one of them, but I do remember this. My grandma lived her entire life without ever swearing, cussing, or taking the lords name in vain, except when she fried bacon. She may have burned her arm or hand a hundred times taking something out of the oven, or when something boiled over on the stovetop, but never a expletive, until it came to frying bacon.
As she was frying the bacon, which was most mornings, as my grandpa was the old 'bacon and eggs' breakfast kind of guy, when the bacon 'popped' or 'spattered', she would say 'DAMN'.
When this happened, an immediate silence came over the world of her kitchen, as we waited for the lightning strike that signalled the end of the world. It never came.
I'll always remember this about my Grandma, and guess we can be thankful knowing that the end of the world is not going to happen because bacon 'pops'.
2007-01-07 15:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by vets1son 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhh... that's good stuff. What's even better... touch an ice cube to the skin just an inch away from where the grease hit. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... Granted, not everyone can enjoy the experience of hot bacon grease, but the ones who do... watch out! You have no idea what other windows of experience may open.
Now, if you find several people who enjoy frying bacon in the nude, don't let them in the kitchen at the same time. You may end up with all of your condiments and yogurt dumped in the middle of your kitchen floor, and your friends rolling around in a hedonistic mass.
2007-01-07 08:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by Bob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG no way I wouldn't want any important parts getting popped with grease that would hurt! A healthier way to cook bacon is on a George Foreman grill and it gets nice and crispy also.
2007-01-07 10:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by fiveftcutie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont eat meat any more, but I never ever used to fry my bacon anyway, I usually do it under the grill........ and... what were you doing cooking with no protection from the spitting fat...? O and what a stupid question! lol.
2007-01-07 08:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by Warmnjuicy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I looked like Ali G dodging bullets.
2007-01-07 08:02:34 · answer #6 · answered by Robb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have not with bacon it spits grease lol
2007-01-07 07:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by silentjealousy77 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I generally use a frying pan!
2007-01-07 08:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by sarch_uk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know what you mean. It's funny you ask. I had that very same discussion recently. I don't recommend it....
2007-01-07 07:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by Jimmy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the way bacon pops ? i think not ! ; )
2007-01-07 10:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by Barbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋