Recently I met the Queen at a social function, all was going well,all was going well, I thought, until she let out the worst smelling fart of all time. I mean it was rank and quite turned my stomach and I vomited there and then. Unfortunately, some of the vomit went on to her clothes and I was so embarrassed I didn't know what to do or say so I just turned and walked off quickly.
2007-01-06 23:49:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Well, as this has been reported in no other place, I don't think you have ruined your chances of an honour. Until now. You've let the cat out of the bag!
2007-01-06 23:55:51 · answer #1 · answered by skip 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not necessarily, was there a lady in waiting near by you could put the blame on? I think that would be your ownly hope:-)!
2007-01-06 23:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Julia B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think so,besides,she[the queen]started it,she should have thought of her guest before farting.
2007-01-07 00:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by bavo m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww, you should write childrens' books.
2007-01-07 01:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋