went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2007-01-06 23:48:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-06 23:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Absolutely.
2007-01-07 07:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by akshayrangasai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-07 09:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before but it never gets old.. I love these types of jokes.. reminds me of the older groups in my family..
2007-01-07 12:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by lilmisscantbewrong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie, but Goldie.
2007-01-07 08:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-07 11:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHaHaHa
2007-01-07 09:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one very funny
2007-01-07 07:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny yup don't take any chances
2007-01-07 08:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one mate
2007-01-07 08:00:48 · answer #10 · answered by laurenj677 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋