This bloke's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who also is a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him. He reply's 3000 pounds the bloke say's he can't afford that type of money. His neighbour say's make love to them yourself.
So the next morning the bloke take's his Landrover and put 6 sheep into it and drives off to a place were he makes love to them and he then returns to the farmhouse.
The following morning he looks out the farmhouse window and the sheep are still standing and not lying on the belly's a pregnant sheep do.
So once again 6 sheep go into the Landrover for a seeing to?
The next morning his wife is getting up and he asks her to look out the window as he's knackered. His wife looks out and reply's there not standing up or on their belly's?
What are they up to said the bloke.
Oh there sheep jumping into the Landrover and one is tooting the horn!
2007-01-06 23:27:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-07 00:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a sick man hedgy lol
2007-01-06 23:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-07 04:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-07 00:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.............Oh my............|:(
2007-01-06 23:36:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋