All we can remember is the punchline; "The man came home and found a person dead outside his front door. He opened the front door and said to his bird WHO WAS THAT MAN? The bird answered; IT WAS DA PLUMBER!" Any takers?
2007-01-06 23:25:59 · 4 answers · asked by Wendy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little old lady owned a very sweet parrot who would only say one thing. Every time the phone or the doorbell rang the parrot would scream out "Who is it?" One day the lady forgot she was expecting a plumber to come to her house and went to the store. When the plumber arrived, he rang the doorbell. The parrot screamed "Who is it?" The voice rang back, "It's the plumber." A few seconds later the parrot screams, "Who is it?" The man yells, "It's the plumber." A few seconds later the parrot repeats his only words. Again the man yells, "IT'S THE PLUMBER." Again the bird says, "Who is it?" "IT'S THE PLUM... at that point the man grabs his chest and falls over dead from a heart attack. A few minutes later the little old lady comes home and finds the man dead on her porch and creams, "Oh, my heavens. Who is it?" From inside the house, she hears the parrot say, "It's the plumber."
2007-01-06 23:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by Miss D 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL MISS D got it right! GOOD ONE TO BOTH OF YOU!
2 thumbs up
2007-01-07 00:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
look at that you guys killed to birds with one stone congrats.
2007-01-07 01:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry can't help you
2007-01-06 23:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋