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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a small business that he had started from scratch.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"How's that?" the would be accountant asked.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the accountant said. "And how much will my position pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty five thousand," responded the owner decisively.

"Eighty five thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"That," the owner said, "is your first worry. Now get to fuckin' work!"

2007-01-06 23:21:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

He he very good, im goin to tell everyone that one!!! Got any more?

2007-01-06 23:24:09 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah Mc 2 · 0 0

Oh tee hee . . . fuckin'. . . that is darling. Ooh, and Teeem (Tim)- you are to be smart- did you like his last thing he say? That's the fuckin' punch line- you will find those a lot at the end of jokes.

2007-01-07 07:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good 1 lol 10/10

2007-01-07 07:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hilarious joke can't wait to tel my friend(she is studying accounting)

2007-01-07 08:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by Angel 2 · 0 0

hey that was agud nd a different one sweetie

2007-01-07 07:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by katy 2 · 0 0

smart little man

2007-01-07 07:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0 0

Hahahaha lol, where did you get that one?

2007-01-07 07:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-01-07 10:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0 0

Oh! thats was a nice cute sweet joke.lol ha ha ha ha...
From where did u get that....???Ha ha ha
Funny guy!!!!!!!!

2007-01-07 07:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny lol,thanz,any others

2007-01-07 08:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by samantha jacqlynlsy 2 · 0 0

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