A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."
The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50. After a long pause, the couple agreed. The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in. After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"
The doctor says, "Change of plans -- I'm going to drown the bastard."
2007-01-06 23:13:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha, I like it! I've not heard that one before :o)
2007-01-06 23:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny! I'd give it a 6/10
2007-01-07 07:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeks! Not soooooo good to say in front of public at least but to your wife, OK
2007-01-07 07:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by Althia C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
new one to me and yes worked well
got the required response of a smirk
well done
2007-01-07 07:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by marckendrick1975 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it so many times but still lol 10/10
2007-01-07 07:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a gd 1!
2007-01-07 07:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by kenny_d20032003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey it was a gud and a different one sweetie(101/100)
2007-01-07 07:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by katy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...and it would serve the doctor right if he got his willie stung so many times that it swelled up like a shelaighle...
2007-01-07 07:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before and I like it !
2007-01-07 07:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by Just Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As it turned out, he was actually the janitor.
2007-01-07 07:16:36 · answer #10 · answered by Brother Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋