A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time!" she exclaimed suddenly.
When she got home, she realized that she didn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she had in the cupboard was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.
She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really enjoyed his dinner. "Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for me any old day."
Needless to say, every bridge night from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her bridge cronies about it and they were all horrified.
"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.
Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around the table playing bridge when one of the cronies said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly and play bridge knowing you murdered your husband?"
The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the mantel while he was licking his butt."
2007-01-06 22:20:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I seriously need some points but can't stop telling jokes I LOVE IT
LOL
2007-01-06 22:21:24 · update #1
hmmm..i can help you with some points..
answer my questions, and if they're really good, i'll give you the best answer..how's that sound??
2007-01-06 22:25:11 · answer #1 · answered by Jayden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the joke. Reminded me of the time I came in late from work and my mum and dad were out. In the microwave was some fish which I heated up and ate.
Later that night my mum and dad came in and as my mum went into the kitchen to put the kettle on she asked why I hadn't eaten my supper. I said that I had and that the fish was very nice. She came in and said my supper was a salad and the fish was for the cat.
2007-01-07 06:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-01-07 21:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by Time@ Time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done brown eyes top of the class again 10/10
2007-01-07 08:19:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha haq 10/10
2007-01-07 06:24:30 · answer #5 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww poor guy!
2007-01-07 15:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!! Best i've heard in a while.
2007-01-07 06:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by Tyara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very good,if you need points you can post gerbage on my questions any time : )
2007-01-07 06:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha he he this is a seriously funny joke
2007-01-07 06:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good.
2007-01-07 06:23:18 · answer #10 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋