asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
2007-01-06 21:03:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Very good made me laugh!!!!
2007-01-06 21:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by m4zzo 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A policeman pulls over a beautiful blonde after he observes her swerving all over the roadway. When he approaches the car the officer notes an odor of alcoholic beverages on her breath. He instructs her to step out of the vehicle and she complies. The officer then unzips his pants and exposes his penis. The blonde replies "Oh no. Not another breathalyzer!"
2007-01-07 07:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by James P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is supposedly a true story.. A lady in a Fancy sports car was stopped for speeding by a hi way patrolman. she pleaded to him not to give her a ticket because if she got one more her license would be taken away! She kept on by promising to buy 100 /200 tickets to the policemens ball if he would not give her a ticket.The hi way patrolman in a stern voice replied sorry mam I can't do that besides the Hi way police don't have balls. After realizing what he had said he closed his ticket book and got back on his bike and rode away. The lady sat there for another 5 minutes laughing so hard she could not drive. lmao
2007-01-06 21:16:15 · answer #3 · answered by crusinthru 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
A man is happily reading Yahoo questions when he is asked, "Have you been drinking"? "Why?", snorts the man, "Did I just read Skycat's question?"
2007-01-07 12:56:31 · answer #4 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then he says to the Policeman.
Whats the difference between a pen is and a bonus? the wife will always blow your bonus
2007-01-06 21:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by alan j UK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a traffic jam in Baghdad. Someone dashes up to a driver's window; "Insurgents have captured George Bush and Tony Blair and if they don't get $10m in a hour they are going to douse them in gasoline and set them alight!"
"Of course I'll help" said the driver, "how much are other people giving?"
"Oh, around a gallon, if you can spare it."
2007-01-06 21:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Watson (UK) 5 · 4⤊ 4⤋
ha ha
2007-01-06 21:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by DONNA M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don;t get it bit it sounds real enough!
2007-01-07 02:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do What?
2007-01-06 23:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by worm 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WTF?
2007-01-06 21:07:39 · answer #10 · answered by rizinoutlaw 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋