James bond dies and starts for heaven
His secretary badly wants to find out
if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven.
A sweet female voice picked up and said:
"This is Virgin Mary speaking".
"Damn it",
the secretary said and hung up.
!
She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice:
"This is Virgin Mary speaking".
"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet",
the secretary said and hung up again.
She calls again after 1 hour. This time the voice said:
"This is Mary speaking".
"Thank you!! Take proper care of him",
she said and hung up.
2007-01-06 21:00:27 · 13 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that is ******* hilarious!!! i could see where that was going but it was still so funny!!!
2007-01-06 21:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't believe this. Did 007 take 70 long minutes to transform Virgin Mary?
2007-01-07 05:10:15 · answer #2 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Check out this bond video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6474522593956477764&q=spy+hard&hl=en
2007-01-07 15:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke is good... but it would have been better if u would have used, for instance, virgin jessica.. or some other name, rather than virgin mary (indicating the one and only virgin mary)...
2007-01-07 05:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i want to laugh so much that y i am going to washroom my tummy is not stoping cause i am laughing so much u will never know plz hahahahha tell hahahha me another hahahha joke its hahahaha so funny keep hahaha it up hahahha
2007-01-07 05:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by i am not a lovely girl i am cute 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 9/10
2007-01-07 05:32:43 · answer #6 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-07 05:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-07 05:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xD xD xD It took me a few minutes but I finally got it. lolz
2007-01-07 05:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by michael d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny
2007-01-07 05:02:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋