There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which
makes the Tickle Me
Elmos toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory
and she reports her
first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at
the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman throws open the door and
begins to rant about the
new employee. He complains that she is
incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire
production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see
this for himself, so the
two men march down to the factory floor. When
they get there the
line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmos all over the
factory floor and they're really beginning to
pile up. At the end of
the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
of Tickle Me Elmos. She
has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag
of small marbles. The
two men watch in amazement as she cuts a
little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes
of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena. I'm sorry,"he
says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
2007-01-06
20:55:03
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