mine is
beauty is only a lightswitch away
lol:)
2007-01-06 20:52:24 · 12 answers · asked by fuzzle master 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I work in a toilet paper factory, they say I might get promoted to roller Manager.
her lines were> Did You know I was once a taster for Nabisco cookies.
2007-01-06 21:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 worst pick up lines!
1. "What's your sign?"
2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
3. "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."
4. "Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy."
5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."
6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."
7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."
8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
2007-01-06 20:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get your coat, you've pulled. Or - Is that a ladder in your stocking or the stairway to heaven? Anything corny and unoriginal is bad but if delivered the right way can be an 'ice-breaker'.
2007-01-06 20:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay well we live in a really small town and this guy wistled at my friend and he asked how old....and she say too younge which was true...then we were walkiing back over to her sister and he asked her the same thing and he told my friend that he was sorry.... and we had this huge guy with us haha he even scares me... and the guy we didnt know said ...welll where can i get a hoopedie car around here....and it was like 12 at night...it was so gay he just kept ta;likng and ta;lking...... and he was forty and we are just going into highskool :) i laughted all night
2016-05-23 02:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i had a dime everytime isee someone as beautiful as you are. i would have a dime.
we have the same phone, lets see if we have the same phone number.
u must be a thieft, cuz u stolen my heart
did it hurt, when ur fall from heaven
i lost my number can i have urs?
2007-01-06 21:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by Thomas Le 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try, "I waste my time on Yahoo! Answers and I am into Star Wars gay porn." This should isolate you from the rest of humanity forever!
2007-01-06 21:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."
"Have you ever had any hand veins?"
*points to second quote* I can't believe someone would actually say that. Gross.
2007-01-06 21:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Smith 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I see me in them!
2007-01-06 20:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by cyx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl you are giving me a lump.
::shudder::
2007-01-06 20:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by Cedar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you drunk.....or do you just have a lazy eye??
2007-01-06 21:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by foghat77 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋